Defendant Sings “I’m Sorry” in Court

This video has been floating around social media for a while and it’s plum hysterical.

In the short clip from 2016, a man who appears in handcuffs and shackles uses his allotted time to address the court with a melodic song. It is unclear what offenses he is “sorry” for but he definitely seems sincere.

LOL!

I have no idea how those people sat around stone faced during this spectacle. The lawyer shuffling those papers is my favorite part.

No word on if the serenade worked in his favor, but I must admit, he does have a nice voice though!

Check it out!

Colombian Cartel Allegedly Smuggled Cocaine in Women’s Breast Implants

Drug trafficking organizations are known for their ingenious methods of sending their products all over the world in hopes if minimizing law enforcement detection.

According to myjoyonline.com — a Cali-based drug cartel specialized in coercing women to get breast implants that were actually filled with liquid cocaine.

I gotta admit, this is pretty clever.

The group known as “The Surgeons” would allegedly recruit women and force them to get breast and calf implants for which they used prosthesis filled with liquid cocaine.

The women were promised well-paying jobs in Europe if they agreed to have cosmetic surgery in makeshift operating rooms in motel rooms or rented apartments.

Kodak Black Seeks Trump Pardon & Says He Will Write Fans Back from Prison

Florida rapper Kodak Black is not only requesting a presidential pardon, he is also requesting fans write him to help ease the time of his incarceration.

The Haitian-born Bill Kapri, had his legal team reportedly reach out to Trump in hopes of getting the rapper’s sentence commuted back in September. He is serving time on federal weapons charges.

Kodak vowed to give $1 million to charity in his first year, should he be pardoned. The rapper tweeted, “If The President Them Free Me , I’m Gonna Spend 1 million on Charity within The First Year I’m Out. That’s on Everything,” on Friday.

Kodak also posted his new address for fans to reach out to him and made it clear that only letters with photos will get a write back.


Do you think Donald Trump will give Black a pardon prior to his White House exit in January 2021? Or will Trump be too busy pardoning his gangster pals & more importantly, himself?

Sound off in the comments!