WATCH: Kansas City Man Quits His Job By Singing

Forget a resignation letter, this KC man decided he would put his talents on display and serenade his former boss and coworkers with a departure song from his gig at Popeye’s.

The song was remixed to the Big Pun classic instrumental of “Don’t Wanna Be a Player” and is absolutely hysterical.

Like to hear it? Here it go:

 

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Kenyan Man Has 3 Foot Long Penis Removed

For most men being “well endowed” is a well welcomed gift that keeps on giving. For this guy a 3 foot penis was just too much for him to share bare.

Via NY Post– A Kenyan man with a 3-foot penis and 11 pound testicles is finally getting the chance to live a normal life — now that his massive package has been surgically reduced, reports said.

Horace Owiti Opiyo, known as Forence, first noticed a cyst on his genitals back in 2006 and had it removed — but it came back with a vengeance a year later, bringing the length of his penis to almost a meter, the Mirror reported.

The 20-year-old was forced to drop out of school and didn’t have the money to pay for surgery. He tried to use herbal remedies to help his condition but they didn’t work, the outlet said.

He started to believe he’d been cursed.

Forence said:

“I told my grandmother that I have been infected by a disease, but I’m not sure what it is. It could be a curse. I knew this was not God’s work, but the devil’s.” 

The condition can actually be caused from a mosquito biting and injecting larvae into the bloodstream, which can develop into parasitic worms that block the body’s drainage system and cause swelling.

Forence’s neighbor put his story on social media and it quickly went viral, garnering the attention of a local governor’s wife, who ordered a doctor to inspect him.

He was given two operations to reduce the size of the scrotum and rebuild the penis so it can be used, and he couldn’t be more relieved.

Forence said after the surgery:

“When I got up, I was surprised that my body was so light. All the heaviness had gone … I’m swimming now. I couldn’t go anywhere near the water because of the heaviness of that thing. Now I can run and I can play football.”

Forence’s scrotum is still functional and he hopes to start a family — but for now, he said, his first priority is an education.

 

“I’m free! … Who knows what will happen in the future?”

Atlanta: Puerto Rico Hurricane Donation Drop Off Locations 

The Social Entrepreneurs


The devastation left behind by Hurricane Maria has paralyzed the Caribbean islands, in particular the US Commonwealth island, Puerto Rico. But help has been slow to come to communities where the devastation is described as “apocalyptic.”

Various Atlanta area businesses and charity outreach organizations are collecting donations to assist with aid to Puerto Rico and its citizens.

If you would like to donate you can do so at one of these drop-off locations:

  • Marietta’s New Theatre In The Square, 11 Whitlock Avenue NW, Marietta, Ga.
  • Prep Atlanta, 3300 Marjan Drive, Atlanta, Ga.
  • Buen Provecho Restaurant, 2468 Windy Hill Road. Marietta, Ga.
  • Porch Light Latin Kitchen, 300 Village Green Cir SE, Smyrna, Ga.

Some of the items needed include:

1. Bottled water (there is no drinking water on the island)

2. Insect repellent (this is critical!!)

3. Ziploc bag with travel-sized toiletries

4. Canned goods (preferably those with a pull…

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Aunt Shirleen Debuts Her New Single: GODak Red

Somebody tell Cardi B the streets ain’t safe!


Shirleen is coming fresh from the “church senior talent show” for that #1 spot with her new single, “GODak Red.”

“They wanna know where I shop, I tell em pray and ask God.. “

*praying hands emoji*

Absolutely hysterical. 

Follow the actor & producer of these gutt busting skits Christianee Porter on her journey to becoming the next big star. I can’t believe nobody has signed her yet…. Can’t you see her in a Madea play or movie?… Her style is unique and I love how she plays different characters but Shirleen will always be my favorite. Give this girl a multimillion dollar deal!!! (Hint: Tyler Perry, Oprah…) 

This young lady is brilliant. I appreciate her sharing gift through the gift of laughter. I can’t get enough of her! 

Prince Harry Flashes ‘Devil Horns’ Symbol At Melania Trump

Prince Harry of England met with Donald Trump’s wife Melania, and flashed some weird hand symbol.

If that’s not odd, what makes it completely odd is that it’s not like he held the ‘symbol’ for a second or two – he did it for a lot of seconds.


Huffington Post:

Harry and Melania posed for a series of photos together before sitting down for a chat. Trump stood with her arms at her sides, while Harry’s hand was half-tucked into his jacket in a very unusual way: His ring and middle fingers were tucked inside his coat along with his thumb, while he held his pinky and pointer fingers outside.

His unusual gesture ― and whether or not it was intentional ― became a hot topic over the weekend. People on Twitter and some media outlets noted it looks like Harry was giving a symbol of the devil, either signaling that he himself is the devil or that the spirit of the devil surrounded him.

But two body language experts think the gesture was misread in two very different ways. Patti Wood, body language expert and author of Snap: Making the Most of First Impressions, Body Language & Charisma, told HuffPost that while Harry has held his jacket in photos before, this specific hand position is new.

“This is called the horn or the devil’s horn, and what people are saying in the media about it is not correct,” she said. “It is not a sign that he’s the devil, but rather a warning off of evil spirits. It’s a protective gesture against evil or darkness and illness.” 

Huh?

Is he smirking? Maybe it’s a weird joke or dare? Is Harry just quietly throwing the classic heavy metal ‘devil horns’ to silently voice an opinion about Melania and/or The Trumps?

Either way it is obvious that he is intentionally flashing this hand gesture. The question is why?

Am I tripping?

According to metro.uk: “Conspiracy theorists such as David Vose believe that the ‘horns’ signal is just one of the ways our Illuminati masters communicate with each other.” Either way Melania seems clueless.

So many questions and no one to answer. Social media dug up an old photo of former U.S. president George “Dub-Yuh” Bush flashing the same horn gesture, ironically during a photo op with Harry’s grandmother– Queen Elizabeth. What does it mean?

Check out the video below.

What are your thoughts?