Dope Flix: Cough Syrup

Before there was lean… there was just regular cough syrup.

Geesh!

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71 Year Old Indiana Man Pistol Whips Friend Over Bruno Mars Song

I always knew Bruno had the hits but this guy took it literally! For some reason the song blame it on the a-a-a-a-ALCOHOL comes to mind.


FOX 5 SAN DIEGO — An Indiana man was arrested for battery and criminal recklessness after an argument over whether a song was by Bruno Mars led to him hitting a friend in the face with a pistol and the weapon firing.

Roger [Last Name Withheld], 71, was charged with battery with injury and criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon, both Level 6 felonies.

According to a Johnson County Sheriff’s Department report, Roger and two other friends broke out in an argument late Friday night over whether a song was performed by Bruno Mars. The victim said Washburn then pulled out a .38 revolver and struck him in the forearm and right cheek.

The revolver reportedly went off when it made contact with the victim’s face, but no one was hit. The victim left and reported the incident to police a few hours later.

According to the police report, the victim had “a small gouge on his right cheek, blood on his pants, shirt and a red abrasion on his right forearm.” The victim did not seek medical attention.

When confronted by police, Roger allegedly admitted to striking his friend with the pistol after the argument over the unknown song.

Hustlers, what would you have done?

Florida Man Gets 20 Years for Stealing Cigarettes

ABC NEWS – A Florida man who stole $600 worth of cigarettes from a convenience store has been sentenced to 20 years in state prison.

A jury in Pensacola convicted 48-year-old Robert Spellman of burglary and grand theft in August. Authorities say Spellman took 10 cartons of cigarettes from a stock room in the store manager’s office last December. He was sentenced Friday.

The Pensacola News Journal reports that Spellman had 14 felony and 31 misdemeanor convictions prior to the cigarette theft, which qualified him as a habitual felony offender. That led to the lengthy 20-year prison sentence imposed Friday by an Escambia County judge.


Damn! 20 years?! This case reminds me of the 3-Strikes Law in the 90s. Critics argued that the law was directly responsible for the mass incarceration of minorities, especially black men. To me, 20 years for $600 worth cigarettes is a bit extreme, but then again I am not familiar with his priors.

Hustlers, do you think this man should have been put away 20 years for this crime? I’m sure he wished he had those cartons in prison. I hear those things are golden in the bing.

Sound off in the comments!

Ohio Strip Club Raided for Accepting Food Stamps for Lap Dances

An Ohio Strip Club is in trouble for allegedly allowing customers to pay for lap dances using food stamps. Sharky’s Lounge in Harrison Township, Ohio lost its liquor license after being accused of various violations including food stamp trafficking.

I thought food stamps were on a card now?They still using paper stamps in Ohio?


M T O NEWS — The Ohio Liquor Control Commission announced that it was revoking the gentleman’s club’s license.

The OIU made the decision after they conducted a sting operation on Sharky’s Lounge – and were shocked at what they found. Continue reading →

Man Calls 911 After Burger King Refuses to Take His Coupons

FOX 5 SAN DIEGO — A man became royally irritated while trying to buy lunch at an Ohio Burger King on Thursday and made one whopper of a 911 call, according to WJW.

“No I’m not moving anywhere until you give me back my coupons, anyway the managers taken, I’m calling the police,” the caller said to 911 dispatch.

The 73-year-old customer was trying to pay for his order with buy one, get one free Whopper coupons at the Burger King on Madison Avenue in Lakewood. Continue reading →