Alabama Woman Pleads Guilty To Beastiality 

Unbelievable. Gross. An Alabama woman is having to register as a sex offender after a disgusting video of her having sex with an animal, assumingly a dog, surfaced online. 

According to The Mirror:

A woman has admitted having sex with animals after a vile image showing her engaged in a sickening act was shared online.

Kimberly Coggin, 39, admitted having sex with more than one animal after police investigated the photo which people in her home of Calhoun County in Alabama began sharing.

Coggin was arrested shortly after and made the startling admission to police.

Despite her guilty plea, Coggin will not be jailed and instead received a 10-year suspended sentence with five years probation.

She has also been ordered to register as a sex offender while the police are now investigating how the shocking image surface online.

The fact that she will now have a criminal record as a sex offender is unreal. Not real sure what kind of drugs she was on, but I’m assuming there’s no horny men in Alabama? 

Doggone shame. No pun intended. 

President Obama To Give 12,000 Prison Inmates Pell Grants For College Study

President Obama is trying to end his term on a positive note by promising 12,000 Pell Grants to inmates for college study according to Washington Post:

As many as 12,000 prison inmates will be able to use federal Pell grants to finance college classes next month, despite a 22-year congressional ban on providing financial aid to prisoners.

The Obama administration selected 67 colleges and universities Thursday for the Second Chance Pell Pilot Program, an experiment to help prisoners earn an associate’s or bachelor’s degree while incarcerated. The schools will work with more than 100 federal and state penitentiaries to enroll inmates who qualify for Pell, a form of federal aid that covers tuition, books and fees for college students with financial need. Prisoners must be eligible for release within five years of enrolling in coursework.

Although the ban remains firmly in place, the Obama administration is using its authority to create limited experiments in the deployment of federal student aid. Other recent experiments include extending Pell grants to high school students enrolled in college course and people participating in computer coding bootcamps.

“We all agree that crime must have consequences, but the men and women who have done their time and paid their debt deserve the opportunity to break with the past and forge new lives in their homes, workplaces and communities,” Education Secretary John B. King Jr. said on a call with reporters Thursday. “This belief in second chances is fundamental to who we are as Americans.”

King said the administration will provide approximately $30 million in Pell grants to inmates in 27 states. He said the funding is less than 0.1 percent of the overall $30 billion Pell program, and the pilot won’t affect funding to eligible Pell recipients who are not incarcerated.

Georgia Lotto Winner Facing Life In Prison For Investing $3 Million Into Crystal Meth Ring

In today’s “you big dummy” news:

Via NY Post:

Ronnie Music Jr., a 45-year-old Georgia man, is facing a maximum of life in prison after he invested part of his $3 million lottery winnings into a crystal methamphetamine drug ring.

Music, who won the lump sum in a local scratch-off lottery game in Feb. 2015, pleaded guilty in US District Court to the federal drug trafficking and gun charges last week.
Investigators revealed that after he hit it big, Music conspired with others to buy and sell kilograms of crystal meth in Ware County, Ga. and elsewhere.

It was determined that Music was a source of supply for the meth that he purchased for resale with his own lottery winnings, officials said.

His co-conspirators were caught trying to sell about 11 pounds of the drug, which has an estimated street value that exceeds $500,000.

Wow!!! Really?! 3 million dollars gone down the drain…..

I’m pretty sure Uncle Sam ceased any money or assets connected to that $3 million he won via lotto. What do YOU think? Join the discussion.