Category: Strange News
San Antonio Woman Finds A Baggie Of Cocaine In Her Granola Bar
Down in Texas, somebody’s street pharmacist is missing some “work”.
Meanwhile… back home at the ranch, an upstanding unassuming woman was minding her own business, enjoying a tasty granola bar and….out pops a bag of dope.
What’s even more peculiar here is that she actually called the company that makes the bars thinking she won some sort of a prize!
Being as though she didn’t automatically know that the white powdery substance (inside the money-sign bag) was coco, I’m guessing she is, and always has been, completely 100% drug free. Just an observation.
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Via Associated Press
Cynthia Rodriguez of San Antonio says she was eating the bar when a small, green bag emblazoned with dollar signs fell out. Rodriguez contacted manufacturer General Mills Inc., thinking she had won a prize. Company officials told her to call the police.
Rodriguez contacted police March 18 and investigators determined the bag contained cocaine.
Sgt. Javier Salazar says authorities are trying to determine how the package got inside the granola bar wrapper.
A General Mills spokesman said Thursday that the Minneapolis-based company is confident the cocaine wasn’t packaged with the bar at a company facility.
Florida Man Files A Petition To Have “KimYe” Banned From His State
Now here’s a hilarious story!
A Florida prisoner has petitioned the courts in an effort to have rapper Kanye West and his attention slore of a wife, Kim Kardashian BANNED from his state. In a heart to heart letter pinned to the judge, the prisoner details his disgust for the pretentious power couple, even referring to them as a “wannabe Jay Z and Beyoncé”.
No word on if his requests were granted.
Peep the hilarious story below.
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West must be stopped at the Florida border, because they’re nothing but wannabe Jay Z’s and Beyonce’s … according to a prisoner who has taken his cause to court.
Wayne Albright — who’s been locked up since 2000 for attempted sexual assault — claims Florida needs protection from the couple he calls “Meat Whistles” and “Moose Knuckles.”
Albright shows abject contempt for the famous duo, declaring the only tolerable Kardashian is Rob, who’s “eating himself out of house and home, no doubt from the shame he feels as a result of what Kim has done to the Kardashian name.”
The prisoner is specifically targeting Kim and Kanye from stepping foot in Florida, and he wants to “ban these two Moose Knuckles from appearing on any television programs aired in the state of Florida, unless it’s Court TV and they’re on trial for posing as a famous couple.”
Albright seeks a temporary restraining order, telling the judge, “You have your work cut out for you … so what do you say? Make us all proud.”
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