Gorillas Perform Oral Sex at Bronx Zoo

Patrons of the Bronx zoo got a little more entertainment than what they paid for when two gorillas decided to relieve some sexual tension in full view of the horrified onlookers.

To parents’ horror, a girl gorilla goes in for what appeared to be a hug and instead laid the boy gorilla down and gives him head.

The boy gorilla seemed to be enjoying himself as he laid back and wrapped his hands around her head. Gotta love the animal kingdom.

I can’t post the video on social media since I just got off of restriction for posting “nudity”.

So check it out below.

Petty Couple Divorces & Divide Up Beanie Babies in Court

Divorce can be extremely petty. This level of petty takes the cake! I will admit, Beanie Babies were golden in the 90s. People swore they were collectors’ items and would be worth thousands one day, probably by now. So far they seem to be a thing in the past, but who knows.

On another note, they say you never really know who you’re married to until you get a divorce.

What’s the pettiest divorce story you’ve heard?

Little Girl Shows the Boys Her Impressive Wrestling Skills

I got this video off Twitter.

The caption: “Who’s Daughter Is This?”

Me: “MINE”

No not really, but if I had a daughter, I’d hope she’s as badass as this little one.

Peep how this little brown girl puts the moves on all the boys in wrestling class. She has the techniques down packed.

Check out the video!