Mother Who Married Her Own Son Charged With Incest After Marrying Daughter

In today’s creepy people news–

An Oklahoma mother and her daughter are charged with incest after the couple’s marriage was discovered by authorities.

According to NECN:

A woman and her daughter are facing incest charges after authorities learned the pair were legally married in Oklahoma this year, and that the mother had married her son a few years earlier.

The motivation behind the March marriage was unclear Wednesday, when 43-year-old Patricia Ann Spann and her daughter, 25-year-old Misty Velvet Dawn Spann, made initial appearances in Stephens County district court. Under Oklahoma law, marrying a close relative is considered incest whether or not a sexual relationship exists.

Neither woman had an attorney listed in court documents. No publicly listed phone number could be found for their home in Duncan, about 80 miles southwest of Oklahoma City.

According to a police affidavit, officers learned about the marriage late last month amid a child welfare investigation. Patricia Spann told a state child services investigator she’d lost custody of three children, who were adopted by their paternal grandmother, but reunited with her daughter two years ago. She said she thought a marriage was OK because her name wasn’t on her daughter’s birth certificate, the affidavit states.

Detectives later learned she married her son in 2008. He filed for an annulment 15 months later citing “incest,” stating he was married to his birth mother, according to the affidavit.

A mother’s love 2.0. 

Florida Walmart’s 9/11 Display Offends Customers 

Florida’s back in the news again. 

According to various reposts:

This time people are furious after pictures of a Florida Walmart’s 9/11-themed Coke display began to circulate on Twitter Tuesday afternoon.

Twitter user Shawn Richard Tweeted a picture of the display, which presented Coke Zero in place of Ground Zero and spurred thousands of angry retweets about the beverage company’s marketing ploy.

“We stopped and stared at it like, oh my god,” Richard said, according to BuzzFeed News. “Nobody seemed to be noticing it, it wasn’t very crowded, and I got the feeling that it had just been assembled. So we took some pics and went on our way.”

According to Orlando Weekly reports, the display has been taken down and that Walmart initially approved the design.

Personally, I don’t consider the display grotesquely offensive, but who asked me.

Join the discussion. 

Jailed California Man Uses Homemade Fishing Hook To Steal Drugs From Sheriff’s Office

Man uses homemade fishing hook to steal drugs from jail.
According to KTLA–A California man was nabbed for being hooked on drugs. Literally.

Christian Kulbe, 46, was taken into custody just after midnight when a Santa Barbara Sheriff’s sergeant saw him stealing items from a dropbox for discarded drugs, the department said in a news release.

“The suspect was using a homemade cord and fishing hook to remove syringes, medications and other controlled substances that were inside the cabinet,” the release said.

Kulbe was already booked into the Santa Barbara County Jail on suspicion of possessing stolen property, petty theft, possessing burglary tools, prowling and possessing controlled substances.

Lol! Wow. This all jokes aside, this guy is pretty clever! He could have been McGyver or somebody. 

Originally posted on LA Times.