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Florida Man Files A Petition To Have “KimYe” Banned From His State

Now here’s a hilarious story!

A Florida prisoner has petitioned the courts in an effort to have rapper Kanye West and his ~~attention slore of a wife~~, Kim Kardashian BANNED from his state. In a heart to heart letter pinned to the judge, the prisoner details his disgust for the pretentious power couple, even referring to them as a “wannabe Jay Z and Beyoncé”.

No word on if his requests were granted.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West must be stopped at the Florida border, because they’re nothing but wannabe Jay Z’s and Beyonce’s … according to a prisoner who has taken his cause to court.

Wayne Albright — who’s been locked up since 2000 for attempted sexual assault — claims Florida needs protection from the couple he calls “Meat Whistles” and “Moose Knuckles.”

Albright shows abject contempt for the famous duo, declaring the only tolerable Kardashian is Rob, who’s “eating himself out of house and home, no doubt from the shame he feels as a result of what Kim has done to the Kardashian name.”

The prisoner is specifically targeting Kim and Kanye from stepping foot in Florida, and he wants to “ban these two Moose Knuckles from appearing on any television programs aired in the state of Florida, unless it’s Court TV and they’re on trial for posing as a famous couple.”

Albright seeks a temporary restraining order, telling the judge, “You have your work cut out for you … so what do you say? Make us all proud.”

Mexican Drug Lord Hid Out In A Bat Filled Cave Before Being Caught After Girlfriend Brings A Birthday Cake

“I killed them because they were assholes who snitched on me, when I didn’t do anything to them, and only helped everybody,” Gomez said in an audio file released in November.

“But I know I’ll eventually pay for it.”

Three months later, the leader of the Knights Templar cartel fell.

A former primary school teacher, Gomez, known widely as “La Tuta,” was apprehended in Morelia, Michoacan state. It was the Mexican government’s most significant arrest since the capture of notorious Sinaloa cartel leader Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, which occurred almost exactly a year before.

The arrest came at around 3 am at a hot dog stand in downtown Morelia, after what the Mexican president referred to as “months of investigation.” The detention, authorities said, unfolded without incident.

In a video released to Mexican news outlets taken in the hours after Gomez’s arrest, the drug lord appears at ease but recalcitrant, saying he was arrested “because I’m a criminal.”

“Because I led a gang of pendejos,” or idiots, he said.

caveGomezMartinez — Cave where Mexican drug capo Servando Gomez Martinez lived while in hiding.

Birthday cake mistake

The Gomez capture was marked by a series of events reminiscent of the days Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein spent in hiding before he was captured.

Gomez, increasingly isolated by the pursuing authorities and pressured by his cartel and autodefensa rivals, evaded police for months by hiding out in a bat-filled cave, Mexico’s federal police commissioner told the news agency EFE in an interview.

The cave had previously served as a holding cell for detainees. Gomez, 49, spent his final free months in “misery,” commissioner Enrique Galindo told EFE.

By early February, authorities had narrowed the search down to one of ten properties. A messenger whose phone was tapped finally led authorities to his location.

On February 6, a girlfriend of Gomez named Maria Antonieta Luna Ávalos visited him along with others who brought food and drinks, including a chocolate birthday cake, which was found in the refrigerator at his home at time of his arrest.

Hours after Gomez’s capture, his brother Flavio Gomez Martinez was detained in the city of Merida on the Yucatan peninsula, in possession of firearms and narcotics, authorities said. Six other people linked to Gomez have also detained.

“We now have 90 of the 122 most dangerous [people] detained,” Mexican interior minister Osorio Chong said.

Read the FULL STORY on Vice News.

See more pictures, including the now infamous chocolate birthday cake that led to his capture.

5 Most Dangerous Runways In The World

I enjoy traveling, but riding in airplanes has never really been my thing.

Commercial or private –I have rode them all and the shorter the travel time, the better.

I hate pretty much every second of confinement, especially 30-40 thousand feet deep within the wild blue yonder — in a man-made (and operated) aircraft.

However, whenever I do grace the friendly blue skies, I must say I actually get a full fledged adrenaline rush during takeoff and a full fledged panic attack during the landing phase.

Just FYI: If runways are safe then it obviously becomes easier for the pilot to land the aircraft and the ~~panic stricken~~ passengers ~~such as myself~~ feel safer as well.

All that being said, check out these airports originally posted on The Tidbit Daily.

According to the article these are the 5 most dangerous ~~landing strips~~ in the world.

The “Ice Runway” joint is nuts!

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Ice Runway, Antarctica

Many people love snow but the moment you will get to see this airport as a passenger or a pilot you will think twice about loving snow or ice. The Ice runway is the biggest runway for the Us Antarctic program. The elevation of the runway is 1 ft above mean sea level which is very low. At the same time the length of the runway is 10,000 ft. It is made completely made of ice. There are no lines drawn on the runway as it is complete white. It is capable of handling the heaviest aircraft of US Air force.

Juancho E. Yrausquin Airport, Saba, Netherlands Antilles

On the Caribbean Island of Saba the Juancho Airport is the only airport. It is considered as the world’s shortest airport with a runway length of 396 meters. An aircraft needs a nice long length runway to land safely but this airport is considered very dangerous due to its short length. Wide body aircraft cannot land on this runway, it is only suitable for medium weight and light weight aircraft. Both ends of the runways are cliffs that drop into the sea. Its elevation is 60ft Above mean sea level.

Kansai International Airport, Osaka, Japan

Another very interesting and dangerous airport is the Kansai international which is located on an artificial Island In Osaka Japan. This Airport has an elevation of 5m and a total length of 3500 m of the first runway and 4000 m of the second runway. Due to lack of place for an airport an land and the decrease in the imports, the Japanese government made an artificial island on which there is now an airport. It is considered dangerous because if leaves pilot no choice but to make no error. If a pilot fails to stop in time he and his aircraft will end up in waters.

Madeira International Airport, Madeira, Portugal

Located at an elevation of 190 feet with a length of 9124 feet, this dangerous airport is more like a bridge. It’s construction makes it look like a bridge as for the required elevation from sea level the runway could not be made on the flat ground. Many experienced pilots with high flying hours believe that this Is one of the toughest and trickiest runways to land on.

Lukla Airport, Nepal

A small airport in the town of Lukla which is at an elevation of 9,100 ft from mean sea level has a runway length of 460 meters. What makes this runway really dangerous is the short length and the strong gushes of wind that blow from the nearby Himalayas.