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Gorillas Perform Oral Sex at Bronx Zoo

Patrons of the Bronx zoo got a little more entertainment than what they paid for when two gorillas decided to relieve some sexual tension in full view of the horrified onlookers.

To parents’ horror, a girl gorilla goes in for what appeared to be a hug and instead laid the boy gorilla down and gives him head.

The boy gorilla seemed to be enjoying himself as he laid back and wrapped his hands around her head. Gotta love the animal kingdom.

I can’t post the video on social media since I just got off of restriction for posting “nudity”.

So check it out below.

Tennessee Teen Kills His Mother Because She Took His Cellphone

OMG new millennium parenting has got to be extremely difficult. This is the grim reality of the challenges today’s parents face… discipline your child & possibly lose your life as a result. What gives? How did we end up here?

Petty Couple Divorces & Divide Up Beanie Babies in Court

Divorce can be extremely petty. This level of petty takes the cake! I will admit, Beanie Babies were golden in the 90s. People swore they were collectors’ items and would be worth thousands one day, probably by now. So far they seem to be a thing in the past, but who knows.

On another note, they say you never really know who you’re married to until you get a divorce.

What’s the pettiest divorce story you’ve heard?