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Hundreds Ordered Deported From U.S. After Wrongly Being Granted Citizenship

Homeland Security is cracking down on illegal aliens in the U.S.

At least 858 people that had been ordered deported or removed under another name were improperly granted US citizenship due to a failure to maintain adequate fingerprint records, according to a new report.

The failure occurred, in part, because older fingerprint records were not digitized as part of DHS or the FBI fingerprint databases and therefore could not be readily searched thereby preventing those who had been ordered deported or removed from being identified.

The Department of Homeland Security Inspector General report said there are still “about 148,000 older fingerprint records that have not been digitized of aliens with final deportation orders or who are criminals or fugitives.”

Read the entire article: Hundreds Ordered Deported, Removed From U.S. After Wrongly Being Granted Citizenship: Federal Govt. — KTLA

Kids Say Clowns Chased Them From Georgia Bus Stop

Per various news reports, more “creepy clowns” have now migrated from the woods of North and South Carolina to the woods of Georgia.

According to WRDW, now several kids in Georgia say they were chased away from their bus stop Tuesday morning by people dressed like clowns.

The kids were reportedly walking to the bus stop at about 6:30 a.m. when they saw at least two men dressed in black with a clown mask and a red wig.

The kids said they saw the men coming toward them between two trailers, so they started running.

“And I told my brother to run and scream as loud as he can,” said 12-year-old Cameron Frails.

They were able to make it away and get to their parents, who called 911 and alerted local authorities.

Clowns have been sighted in several different locations to date, most notably in North Carolina, South Carolina and now, Georgia.

Though several of the sightings have been proven false, police say the investigation is ongoing and they will continue to follow up on leads.

“My mom is going to take us to school and drive us up to the bus stop from now on,” Frails said.

I can’t even begin to explain how spooky this story is. Is this some kind of weird cult or what? What’s even more terrifying is that the motives of these clowns is very unclear. Are they just looking to scare people (as in some kind of bad Halloween farce) or are they really some kind of psycho creepy creeps?

In either case — hide your kids, FOR REAL!

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Jailed California Man Uses Homemade Fishing Hook To Steal Drugs From Sheriff’s Office

**Man uses homemade fishing hook to steal drugs from jail.**

According to KTLA–A California man was nabbed for being hooked on drugs. Literally.

Christian Kulbe, 46, was taken into custody just after midnight when a Santa Barbara Sheriff’s sergeant saw him stealing items from a dropbox for discarded drugs, the department said in a news release.

“The suspect was using a homemade cord and fishing hook to remove syringes, medications and other controlled substances that were inside the cabinet,” the release said.

Kulbe was already booked into the Santa Barbara County Jail on suspicion of possessing stolen property, petty theft, possessing burglary tools, prowling and possessing controlled substances.

Lol! Wow. This all jokes aside, this guy is pretty clever! He could have been McGyver or somebody.

Originally posted on LA Times.