WATCH: Driver Flips Car Over In Petty Road Spat, Gets Arrested

Nevermind flipping the bird during a road rage meltdown, this driver flipped the whole entire car!

According to ABC7 News:

Video shows one driver get out of his BMW and walk to the Ford Escape behind him. It appears words were exchanged between the two, and as the first driver walked back to his car, he spat on driver of the SUV.

The driver of the BMW then drove away. The 23-year-old driver of the Ford Escape was arrested on suspicion of felony assault. The driver of the BMW was later apprehended and faces various misdemeanor charges.

Smh! From the looks of the video it does not appear that the SUV guy intentionally tried to assault the BMW guy with his vehicle. Looks more like a freak accident to me, but spitting on someone? — now that’s assault. What do you think?

Wisconsin Man Gets Locked In Beer Cooler, Starts Drinking

Jeremy Van Ert, 38, drank one beer and three malt liquors while locked in a convenience store’s beer cooler. Photo credit: Wood County Jail

Laugh out loud! This guy is brilliant. For most people, being locked overnight in a convenience store’s beer cooler would be cause for panic. For this Wisconsin man, it was cause to start drinking.

 According to Fox News– Police in the town of Marshfield say Jeremy Van Ert, 38, walked into the local Kwik Trip convenience store Tuesday night to buy some beer. However, Van Ert became trapped in the store’s walk-in cooler at midnight, when its lock automatically engaged.

Marshfield police Chief Rick Gramza told WAOW that Van Ert “knew that Kwik Trip would not sell him any beer, so he decided to remain in the beer cooler.

Van Ert remained in the cooler until 6 a.m. Wednesday, when a customer noticed him and alerted employees. Van Ert fled the store after he was let out.

According to the police report, Van Ert drank an 18-oz. bottle of Icehouse beer and three cans of Four Loko. He also fell over a stack of Busch Light 30-pack cases, breaking three of them open.

Van Ert was cited for theft and he reportedly was being held in the Wood County Jail on a probation hold from an unrelated case.

Kenyan Man Has 3 Foot Long Penis Removed

For most men being “well endowed” is a well welcomed gift that keeps on giving. For this guy a 3 foot penis was just too much for him to share bare.

Via NY Post– A Kenyan man with a 3-foot penis and 11 pound testicles is finally getting the chance to live a normal life — now that his massive package has been surgically reduced, reports said.

Horace Owiti Opiyo, known as Forence, first noticed a cyst on his genitals back in 2006 and had it removed — but it came back with a vengeance a year later, bringing the length of his penis to almost a meter, the Mirror reported.

The 20-year-old was forced to drop out of school and didn’t have the money to pay for surgery. He tried to use herbal remedies to help his condition but they didn’t work, the outlet said.

He started to believe he’d been cursed.

Forence said:

“I told my grandmother that I have been infected by a disease, but I’m not sure what it is. It could be a curse. I knew this was not God’s work, but the devil’s.” 

The condition can actually be caused from a mosquito biting and injecting larvae into the bloodstream, which can develop into parasitic worms that block the body’s drainage system and cause swelling.

Forence’s neighbor put his story on social media and it quickly went viral, garnering the attention of a local governor’s wife, who ordered a doctor to inspect him.

He was given two operations to reduce the size of the scrotum and rebuild the penis so it can be used, and he couldn’t be more relieved.

Forence said after the surgery:

“When I got up, I was surprised that my body was so light. All the heaviness had gone … I’m swimming now. I couldn’t go anywhere near the water because of the heaviness of that thing. Now I can run and I can play football.”

Forence’s scrotum is still functional and he hopes to start a family — but for now, he said, his first priority is an education.

 

“I’m free! … Who knows what will happen in the future?”