Month: November 2015

45 Year Old Delaware Woman Has Sex With Her Daughter’s 13-Year-Old Boyfriend

There’s so many things wrong with this story that I choose not to even begin to try & find the words.

Well… yea I can– sad, disgusting, gross, desperate, thirsty & WTF immediately come to mind. 

Toss the keys! What a freak!

  

Via Bossip-– A woman in Delaware is charged with texting her daughter’s 13-year-old boyfriend, luring him to sneak out of his house in the middle of the night to her car — then raping him inside her vehicle. 

Via MailOnline: 

Police in Smyrna, Delaware, have charged a 45-year-old woman with having sex with a 13-year-old boy.

Elaine B. Goodman of Dover was arrested Wednesday and charged with third- and fourth-degree rape, unlawful sexual contact, and sexual solicitation of a child, court documents show.

The boy is the boyfriend of Goodman’s daughter, police said in a Thursday news release. Police say on March 15, Goodman met the boy, who had sneaked out of his home, in her car, and had sex with him.

After officers received information about the incident, investigators collected DNA evidence from the car and clothing, and reviewed text message between Goodman and the boy.

Delaware Online reported that the victim said she ‘took his you-know-what and put it in her you-know-what.’

According to the newspaper, Goodman texted a friend ‘He is so cute with a nice a** body. ‘I asked him what in the world are u doing with a body like that at 13…’

She is being held on $225,000 secured bond.

Florida Man Facing Drug Charges After Falling Asleep At Gas Pump 

Wow! Talk about going to sleep in the getaway car! 

A Florida man fell asleep at the gas pump along with his dope & a loaded gun. 

All that “trapping” must have been exhausting because when he awoke from his power nap, he was being hauled off to jail. 

Well damn! –This guy has nobody to blame but himself and I’m sure he’s pissed–at himself!

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WOFL Fox 35– A man found asleep behind the wheel of a running car that was parked by some gas station pumps has been arrested. Marvin Williams faces multiple charges after Orlando police officers said he passed out at a Pine Hills 7-Eleven inside a car containing 1,974 grams of cannabis and 15.5 grams of cocaine. 

According to an attendant at the store, the car had been parked by the pump for two hours. When he walked outside and knocked on the window, the driver did not wake up or respond to the knocks, so he notified police.

Officers arrived and found Williams asleep, with his foot on the brake. They also observed a bottle of cinnamon whiskey in the cup holder near the middle console and a loaded gun on the front, passenger seat. After they were able to wake Williams, they noted the smell of alcohol on his breath. “The defendant woke up and stated that he did not where he was, and he was on his way to the gym,” read a statement from one of the officers in an arrest report.

Williams was detained for openly carrying a firearm that was visible in plain view. Officers then searched the car and discovered a Crown Royal bag which they said contained five sandwich bags filled with cannabis and one bag filled with cocaine. Investigators said a scale was located inside the middle console and additional bags of cannabis were discovered between the back seat and the trunk. A further search of the car yielded loose ammunition that was inside a sock and $2,740 in cash.

Williams was arrested and transported to the Orange County Jail without incident.