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Florida Man Tries To Steal An AK-47 In His Pants

Via Sun Sentinel:

The jokes write themselves, but it was no laughing matter when Marlon Alvarez tried to get away with the rifle.

The owner of a pawn shop said he saw Marlon Alvarez leaving his store with an odd limp, so he stopped the 19-year-old outside and took back the AK-47 rifle he had stuffed in his pants.

The Sun-Sentinel reports Alvarez had prior legal issues involving guns before moving from New York. He also racked up drug and theft charges in his new home.

“The court was just very concerned about your alleged behavior without even knowing your criminal background,” judge John Hurley commented.

Florida’s assistant state attorney Eric Linder asked Hurley to crack down on Alvarez.

“It’s one thing to try to steal a firearm,” Linder argued. “It’s another thing trying to steal an AK47 and potentially trying to put a stolen firearm out on the street.”

Bond was set at $25,000.

Nigerian Restaurant Closed For Serving Human Flesh

Can I get a barf bag TO GO please!

A Nigerian restaurant was recently closed down for serving up entrees of human flesh to its patrons after bags containing bloody heads were discovered in the kitchen.

This has got to be one of the most ~~disturbing~~ disgusting stories I have come across in a while.

Now I have heard of other countries eating animals as some sort of delicacy, but this tops the menu of grossness.

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Via Telegraph:

A Nigerian restaurant has reportedly been shut down after being accused of serving human flesh following the discovery of bags containing human heads in the kitchen.

A report on the BBC’s Swahili service said police were alerted by local people who suspected something horrific was going on at the restaurant in the south-eastern province of Anambra.

The police raided the establishment and allegedly found the heads, dripping blood into plastic bags, and weapons including grenades. Ten people were arrested.

One resident said: “I’m not surprised at the shocking revelation… Every time I went to the market, I observed strange activities going on in the hotel.

“People who were never cleanly dressed and who looked a bit strange made their way in and out of the hotel, making me very suspicious.”

A local priest who ate at the restaurant was alarmed at the prices it was charging after being presented with a bill for £2.20 – nearly four times the daily wage for millions of Nigerian labourers.

He was told the high cost was because of the piece of meat he had eaten. “I did not know I had been served human meat, and it was that expensive,” he said.