59-Year-Old Orlando Man Arrested For Punching Swan In The Face

Today’s WTF news is courtesy of our Florida crazies friends:

According to Bossip:

A 59-year-old Florida man has been arrested for allegedly punching a swan in the face reports The Orlando Sentinel. The man was caught by off-duty cops after entering a park in the heart of downtown Orlando.

Two off-duty Orlando police officers said they saw 59-year-old Sor Angel Velez punch a mama swan Sunday evening after she reached for him when he stepped too close to her babies.

Velez, listed as a transient on court papers, pleaded no contest Monday to injuring the animal and was sentenced to 10 days in the Orange County Jail.

Wow! Just wow!

WATCH: Sidechick Shows Up To Boyfriend’s Wedding In Her Own Wedding Dress!

An overzealous sidechick showed up to a man she was having sex with’s wedding. Well, she didn’t JUST show up, she showed up in her own wedding dress.

Originally posted on Bossip

White Man Allegedly Jumped For Voting Donald Trump

Originally posted on Bossip:

No matter the situation…only cowards jump people. We are praying the reasoning behind this jumping wasn’t over him voting for Donald Trump, but it sure does look like it.

SMH! Stop the senseless violence people.