Today’s WTF news comes out of the Midwest. Apparently there’s a lot of manure going on in Mernards.

According to several national news outlets:

A woman trying to steal a video camera from an Indianapolis store escaped after throwing feces at a security worker.

Indianapolis police responded Tuesday to a Menards on the city’s east side and a loss prevention officer told them that he saw the shoplifting suspect remove the camera from its packaging and place it into a bag.

The officer told the police that when he tried to stop the woman from leaving she reached into her pants, pulled out a handful of feces and threw it at him. He says the feces hit him in the chest. The woman ran out the door and escaped.

The camera was recovered and they’re trying to locate the woman.

So she just had manure waiting at her leisure?

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