Today’s WTF news is courtesy of our Florida crazies friends:

According to Bossip:

A 59-year-old Florida man has been arrested for allegedly punching a swan in the face reports The Orlando Sentinel. The man was caught by off-duty cops after entering a park in the heart of downtown Orlando.

Two off-duty Orlando police officers said they saw 59-year-old Sor Angel Velez punch a mama swan Sunday evening after she reached for him when he stepped too close to her babies.

Velez, listed as a transient on court papers, pleaded no contest Monday to injuring the animal and was sentenced to 10 days in the Orange County Jail.

Wow! Just wow!