‘Half-headed’ Florida Man Arrested For Attempted Murder Charges

Carlos Rodriguez, 31, has a deformed skull as a result of a car crash.

According to the Daily Mail, when he was 14 he was driving while on drugs and hit a pole. The crash sent him flying through the windshield and he landed on his head.

He was arrested Monday after police said he intentionally set his mattress on fire while there were two people inside of his building, WSVN reported.

According to the Miami New Times, he has a prior arrest for soliciting prostitution in which the police report contained the description “half a head.”

Wow! Stay off drugs kids!

911 Dispatcher Hung Up On Over 800 Callers 

According to KTRK–Crenshanda Williams had no time for emergency callers.

One caller was trying to report a store robbery that resulted in the clerk being killed.

Another caller was trying to report illegal street racing.

On that call, Williams’ voice was recorded.

Asst. DA, Claire Morneau:

“There was one recording where she hung up on a gentleman who was calling to report people who were racing on the freeways and after the phone call is disconnected you can still hear her speaking and what she says is “ain’t nobody got time for this, for real.”

Williams only faces 2 misdemeanor counts of Interference with an Emergency Telephone call but with hundreds of calls under investigation there could be additional charges, each count could land Williams in jail for one year.

SMH! So I guess people’s lives are not an important factor to this woman and her “time?”

French Woman Takes Cocaine To Police Department For Purity Testing

In today’s WTF news:

According to RT, the 45-year-old woman walked into a police station in Toulouse, France, at around 5 o’clock in the morning. She placed three bags on the reception counter. 

Two contained cocaine powder and one held crack, according to Asia One. When asked why she would do such a thing, she replied that she wanted the officers to test the purity of her product because she “wanted to know if it was good quality as she didn’t want people to die of an overdose.”

Naturally, the woman was arrested for her request. She was scheduled to appear in court in January. Not much more to say after that.

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