Category: Randomness

Puerto Rican Gangster Plays Dominoes At His Own Wake

  
Via Bossip– Jomar Aguayo Collazo was murdered on October 11, just a couple of days after his 23rd birthday. 

The man’s mother knew of his love of playing dominoes and wanted her baby to have one last hurrah before he ascended to heaven to slam six’s on the big table in the sky. 
  

Furthermore, the building where Jomar’s body was displayed was the exact same bar where he was murdered.

  

‘Momma Collazo’ also gave her son a condom, but I’m assuming he’ll have little use for it up in gangster’s paradise… –on second thought, maybe he will.  

*Insert blank stare & cricket chirps*

Source | Bossip 

Cops Arrest Dog For Messing Up Tulips And Stealing A Gardening Hose [Video]

This can’t be life. 

This is absolutely hysterical, kinda strange & definely a borderline waste of tax payers’ dollars –all in one. 

A dog, we’ll call ‘Dudley‘ (to protect the innocent) was arrested for allegedly digging up flowers & other participating in other doggy dog activities, such as stealing gardening “hoses” from neighbors’ yards.

Lol! I wonder if “Dudley” feels he was canine profiled? We’ve reached out to his camp for comment. (Jokes of course)

  

Check out BOSSIP to see the hilarious video. 

Free Dudley!!!! It’s a doggy dog world! 

Cops Called Repeatedly Over “Dead Body” In Detroit Halloween Display

If you saw this in your neighbors yard, would you be concerned enough to call the cops? 
  


Via Fox News reports: 

Larethia Haddon said police showed up to her home Tuesday, the first day she placed a dummy face down in her front yard. Officer Jennifer Moreno told The Detroit News that officers came back to her house on Wednesday and Thursday.

“We received one call each about the dummy on the sixth, seventh and eighth,” Moreno said. “But as of Friday, the only call we received to Mendota was to check on the welfare of a 99-year-old woman.”

Haddon said she puts the dummy face down in a different location of her yard every morning and watches the reactions from passers-by as she drinks her coffee. She says some have attempted CPR and “once they find out it’s a dummy, it’s so hilarious.”

Haddon told the newspaper she used to live in Redford Township and would have emergency personnel show up almost every day.

Haddon said the tradition started because her husband’s birthday is on Halloween. Haddon said she didn’t mean to offend anyone.

“I’m trying to bring laughter to Detroit,” she said. “We really need it.”

Source | Bossip