Down in Texas, somebody’s street pharmacist is missing some “work”.
Meanwhile… back home at the ranch, an upstanding unassuming woman was minding her own business, enjoying a tasty granola bar and….out pops a bag of dope.
What’s even more peculiar here is that she actually called the company that makes the bars thinking she won some sort of a prize!
Being as though she didn’t automatically know that the white powdery substance (inside the money-sign bag) was coco, I’m guessing she is, and always has been, completely 100% drug free. Just an observation.
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Via Associated Press
Cynthia Rodriguez of San Antonio says she was eating the bar when a small, green bag emblazoned with dollar signs fell out. Rodriguez contacted manufacturer General Mills Inc., thinking she had won a prize. Company officials told her to call the police.
Rodriguez contacted police March 18 and investigators determined the bag contained cocaine.
Sgt. Javier Salazar says authorities are trying to determine how the package got inside the granola bar wrapper.
A General Mills spokesman said Thursday that the Minneapolis-based company is confident the cocaine wasn’t packaged with the bar at a company facility.

